there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
funny that men mock women going everywhere in groups
but we’re not supposed to go out alone otherwise we might be blamed for our own rape, our own murder.
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.
when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’
friendly reminder that a ticket to fall out boy’s folie à deux release date show costed only $10 because the boys understood that the stock market just crashed and people were out of money
can u say best band ever