d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea
tempestblessed:

I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m really not.
staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

gang0fwolves:

kid in class : ” that’s cheating! “

me : 

tyleroakley:

Finally, I can be me.
littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO
3lixar:
chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

troyesivan:

ayyyy stick around for the next 40 minutes for a kwl surpriseeee 

CREDIT HBU.